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Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"
by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021
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Glory supporter

A redundant insult that is used by fans of poorly performing football clubs to call out fans of clubs that perform better than their own in order to make excuses for their own petty bitterness.
Look at all those Arsenal, Man Utd/City fans, they're all a bunch of glory supporters and only support them because they're constantly winning. My team is facing relegation each season so that makes me a real football fan, unlike those posers.

(This particular fan's team was in the top 3 regularly 10 years ago, so at one stage that insult would have been used against them.)
by Your mum's pseudonym February 11, 2023
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Glory

Glory is the kind of person that is really sensitive. Loves her family and friends, although she doesn't have many friends but the ones that she does have are like second sisters. Glory's are usually book worms. They usually have dirty brown/blonde hair and blue eyes. She is stunning and loved dearly! Glory's love God much. If you lose her, shame on you. Love you Glory!
Friend #1: Isn't Glory so loving?
Friend #2: She treats us like sisters
by rmr09 August 26, 2022
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holy glory hole

To ejaculate through or insert your penis through Jesus’ hand holes to receive a blowjob. AKA a crucifux
She’s so fine I’d let her give me a Holy Glory Hole
by DuckyBoys81 August 17, 2024
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Glory Hole Gladiator

This morning I recieved Brian in my kitchen. I was like woah, Glory Hole Gladiator calm you're tits
by Sex Daddy July 11, 2023
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Glory Hunter

A football “fan” that only supports their team when they are winning.
by Henrik26 March 18, 2021
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Glory-Meister

Noun - the indevidual aquiring glory dude to the failure and/or wrongness of some else leading to the Glory-Meisters original argument being found to be correct.
Libby - The sky is blue.
Maya - The sky is orange.
Libby - Look outside.
Maya - Oh no! You're right.
Libby - You're failure feeds my ego! I am the glory-meister.
by Batman Saves April 2, 2010
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