Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.
Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.
by Chickypoo247 December 04, 2011
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free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by
Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.
by Geniou3 October 26, 2019
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Free Shitter

A person who gives away stuff or help for free.
IB TAT got a ride into town from a free shitter.
by c36b9 April 13, 2021
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Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.
Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.
by Bordchef May 24, 2013
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free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.
12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*
by calipali February 16, 2014
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free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.
Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.
by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012
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Free Grobstein

Free Grobstein was a schoolwide campaign in Westfield, New Jersey which demanded the reinstatement of the position of substitute teacher for Howard Grobstein.

Early in the week of Halloween 2018, Grobstein was caught watching pornography on his laptop during a class period, and allegedly displayed the NSFW content from his laptop in front of students with a projector, which got him fired by the WHS administration.

Later in the week, WHS students responded by chanting the line "Free Grobstein" in the hallways, in hopes of getting Grobstein’s job reinstated. On December 20, 2018, a student at WHS launched a GoFundMe campaign with a goal of raising $100,000 to get Grobstein’s job as a substitute teacher reinstated.
WHS Student: Free Grobstein!! Let him finish!
by Ty 722001 April 18, 2022
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