Fert

A fert is a little man no no bit, commonly used as an insult to your best friend.

(Preferably call your best friend Sadie, a fert)

YOU LITTLE FERT

by Eclipse's behind :D October 8, 2023

fearture

The fear of the future.

After reading the news about the climate crisis, fearture took over her.

by Bob Henry VIII November 13, 2023

feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds. She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods. You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.

I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’

by Kayized November 28, 2023

feart baws

*scottish term*

Feart Baws

The expression can be used when a woman who wants to have sex with you is more of a man than you’ll ever be.

- She can sink a Guinness in 4 seconds.
- She’s got the build of a Serbian log thrower who lives in the woods.

- You’re scared she’ll ride you like the last hurdle in the grand National. Feart Baws.

I’m truly pishing myself… she’ll destroy me and I can’t handle it. I’ve got ‘feart baws’

by Kayized November 28, 2023

Fertnig

If you are in the fertnig family you are smarter better and overall have at least a 7 inch cock and are better then any other fucker out there

Guy1:holy shit his last name is fertnig
Guy2:I know right he has a massive 7 incher

by Cock sucker 9000 November 30, 2023

flurtue

To fail at helping.

He blamed me for flurtueing.

by JuanDiego783049 December 15, 2023

Fourteen

Someone who eats the skin of others, although the definition can be extended to include any cannibal.

"Ok Fourteen, you're free to go."
"Yay, now I can go back to eating people's skin!"

by Loapher19 December 17, 2023