Farnesworth

A person whom tells a lie that would appear to be clearly a joke but the lie is being told with serious intent.

“So there I was with the 5th fleet Admiral driving the boat and then he asked if I wanted to be promoted to Captain but I told him no.”

Sarcastically “ yeah ok man”

Farnesworther- “no I’m serious”

“Are you trying to Farnesworth me right now?”

by Idontcare1234 September 2, 2025

terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.

Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.

by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010

Clumpy farts

Clumping in your farts

I have clumpy farts today Ted .

by Serf2313 July 12, 2015

verbal farts

1. repititve words said by people, media, government and other elements -- that they go to an extent where they are considered redundants or, in other words, farts.

Origin: verbal - "of words", farts - "gaseous emissions from anus". ENGLISH

Dude #1: I'm sorry I didn't give your book, bro. I'll give it to you tomorrow.
Dude #2: You said that yesterday. You're pulling off verbal farts, bruh!

by Black SMOKE September 14, 2015

Giggle farts

The act of farting while laughing

Courtney W has the giggle farts...

by Grassroots January 26, 2016

Sailboat farts

When you're on a sailboat and you have no wind, so you fart to make the boat go.

toot toot
Sailboat farts

by Urban Cutester January 9, 2017