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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Buhthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Buhthole Express often operates as the ‘Butthole Express’ in the company of more explicit parties. The Buhthole Express is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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The Francis Expression

An expression on a cartoon character's face displaying a sense of serenity and happiness no matter what situation. Taking inspiration from the Disney Channel show, "StuGo", starring the character of the same name.
"Someone wanted me to draw a charater with The Francis Expression. I said sure"
by Kbakil_Jr. September 9, 2025
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Hong Kong Express

When one shits out pieces of egg roll, fried rice and mongolian beef in a gusing river of poo that is faster than when you shoveled it in.
Damn, Boozer had a big Hong Kong Express this morning after a trip to Hong Kong Express last night.
by JB 2025 September 26, 2025
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Nalga Express

Nalga Express is when I woman doesn't have the money to pay for something so she lets whoever she owes run a train on her or if it's one person he takes his pay out of her ass
She said she didn't have enough money to pay me so I told her I accept cash, cash app, and Nalga Express. She paid me really quick.
by 918peg November 3, 2025
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by 0AmanasazA0 November 19, 2025
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Molar Express

When riding on a bullet train, a woman deep throat’s a man’s penis and jingles his balls while he makes a Christmas wish. Then, he fucks the woman from behind as fast as he can and leaves an icicle of cum on her ass.
I saw a hot woman on the train and she gave me a molar express.
by Zagnut123 November 23, 2025
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