Texas Exit

When you're are having anal sex using BBQ sauce as lube.

I had a hankering for some anal but all I could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the Texas exit

by Lo down and dirty January 31, 2017

existance

EXISTANCE IS TRULY THE CORRECT WAY TO SPELL EXISTENCE, (u moron!)

He stood bfore her... an existance... he couldn't leave... she had him completely, totally--- even if he sat or lay down--- she had him.... she... lovely. Sexy. His Existance!

by Bsurdist! The Monsignore Jones January 4, 2016

Existance

Existence but spelled with the letter A

This book doesn’t deserve a place in existance

by ProperBobert February 19, 2020

The most mid things in existence

Bloodborne, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Overwatch 2, and Bleach

They are so very mid it is the most mid things in existence

by Coleolikesmen October 20, 2022

exasterbating

to jack-off and exercise at the same time

exasterbating is more effective than regular exercise itself

by arnoldo sanchez December 25, 2007

Epistenaut

A voyager or traveler of knowledge, understanding and learning. Aka, an academic, scholar, or other knowledge-seeking individual. Comes from the Greek episteme--meaning knowledge, and the also Greek nautes--meaning sailor. Similar (and inspired by) astronaut. (From the Greek astron--star, and nautes--sailor, (again).

A much better term for a geek or bookworm.

Appropriate for resumes and embroidered pillows.

Not to be confused with pistenaut, which means sailor of urine. Comes from... well.

"Dude, your (sic) a geek!" -Boring, average individual
"No. I'm an epistenaut." -Epistenaut

"I AM AN EPISTENAUT!!!" -Epistenaut practicing katharsis during finals week.

by Ronoth August 12, 2011

exiest

An ex who exhibits the worst traits of an ex more than other ex’s.

Of all my ex’s, she’s the exiest.

by mikeundmichi May 22, 2019