The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.
Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"
by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024
Get the Christmas Eve Blowjobmug. The best girl you could ask for. shes the most adorable thing you will ever see, even if she denys it constantly but she knows whats coming. shes super nice and sweet and will be there for you whenever 24/7. shes taken so anyone who trys some shit will get there shit slapped silly!
by SillyBoyTheo May 2, 2020
Get the Evemug. Ev, Lets Break it down! The E means Even just a little bit of stress will make this person come crumbling down
V... The Voices wont stop talking
V... The Voices wont stop talking
by TheDictionaryButMakeItGay July 21, 2021
Get the Evmug. 
Eve is the perfect flawless female specimen. She is HUGE and the fittest looking woman ever! She has perfect perky tits. Eve is a Goddess. Eve is a very horny woman. Eve's offspring will produce the perfect race very soon!
by godzservant December 20, 2022
Get the Evemug. "ev-one keeps acting so weird lately."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."
- "what the hell is ev-one??"
"means everyone, it's just shorter."
by thedemonunderyourbed August 17, 2024
Get the Ev-onemug. 