Evan Ring

Really gay boy who is a want to be amazing basketball player and who everyone hates. Also has a really annoying accent.

Dam we are looking like an Evan Ring, that's gay!!!

by Pumpkinpumpkineater69gigty January 15, 2017

evan lovas

A kid that you never want to meet.

Mike: Yo have you met Evan Lovas
Hawk: No, I heard that he is really gay and you dont want to meet him.

by ajsol04 December 9, 2019

Evan Callham

Some bitch ass kid who does a bunch of drugs and lost his girlfriend because he almost overdosed and is now dating a druggie

Evan Callham looks like snape

by RealNiggaaa69 May 14, 2019

shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

Evan Cantor

A fat googan who typically likes to get high and yell at his grandma and yell at his grandma.

Someone who is a pussy in real life but talks shit over the internet.

An “Evan Cantor” is more than likely near obese and has to waddle each foot to get around. You don’t wanna be a friend with an Evan Cantor.

Did you see Evan Cantor? He’s looking really fat today.

by bluegillspillway September 19, 2019

Evan Peters

The most wonderful, cutest, sexiest, funniest human being to ever walk this earth. He is also MY husband, so he is taken.

Marley: "Omg who's that cute, funny, beautiful man over there?"

Me: "Oh that's Evan Peters, he is my husband. I want him to slam me against the wall and punch me until I can't take it anymore."

Marley: "Awh man."

by evan peters wifey mama November 1, 2022

Evan Tomlinson

The hardest lad in bishvegas, he struts round drinking either pepsi max or bud. When he’s drinking after each alcoholic beverage he will proceed to lay someone out cold. He is a lethal driver constantly doing handbrake turns and crashing his car in his Kingdom of Tesco carpark. If you see this man do not approach he is a solid 6ft4 and has a beard. He is unhinged he barks at nearby strangers and one time stole some lads shoe using his teeth. He’s the best customer at johns fag house he loves the fake cigarettes. His favorite ice cream flavor is Marlboro red and often goes through at least 5 tubs day. He owns two restaurant and is constantly expanding his franchises of Papa Johns pizzeria and KFC.

Watch out kid that’s Evan Tomlinson

by The corsa April 21, 2022