alternative-extremity offer

Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.

Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"

by QuacksO June 7, 2021

This is extremely dangerous to our democracy

the basic NPC line right-wing demagogues say on TV when a threat to the ruling class's profits shows up

"China uses virtual reality in their schools!"
"This is extremely dangerous to our democracy"

by fatherless 124 March 14, 2024

Extreme sledding

Extreme sledding is when you tie a sled to the back of a truck and get pulled around on it.

Last weekend my buddys and I went extreme sledding and we got up to 55 mph with me on the back.

by ThePatriot1991 February 19, 2010

glandcanyon extreme

Gland canyon extreme is referring to a " often busy" or having multple children,woman's vagina. To say it's small would be lyin'

Now that I'm matured,I find a womens vagina more appealing if it's a glandcanyon extreme,I won't tolerate much else.

by Peteandbird April 2, 2023

extreme angelist

person that takes selfies holding phone or camera very high and aiming it down

she is such an extreme angelist all her selfies are taken holding her phone up high

by I don't care who you are January 11, 2017

Extreme Sport

A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.

Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!

by Approve this psuedonym istg April 9, 2024

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025