Dylan

A cool guy that get dumped don his birthday because a girl liked her ex again

"Your girl dumped you on your b-day!aw man dude,you must feel like a Dylan."

by ralph da boss January 3, 2018

Dylan

He is one of the biggest jerks you will me, if you see one stay away from a Dylan

P1: who’s the new kid

P2: Dylan
P1: I heard they are jerks let’s not go near him

P2: yeah I agree

by the real gunk November 26, 2019

Dylan

Is the sexiest person ever and u should send him titty pics

Dylan:titty pics

Girl:yes

by Dylan_no_comment January 31, 2021

Dylan

Amazing friends however he is b being stalked and harrassed by unknown force

Dylan has been off lately

I wonder why

by Ur mamaaa November 22, 2022

Dylan

Rootin tootin ready for a school shootin. Dylan is characterized as a male stripper that wears top of the line cowboy boots and a tight thong that makes his testicles look like swollen grapes, he also has tits that can hypnotize any women

“I’d watch Dylan strip any day”

by Joshisthehoss December 3, 2018

Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

Dylan

Someone who is destined to be lonely till the day they die. Anyone he dates will have their heart broken. Dylan hides all emotions and you can't trust his smile because its always a fake smile just to make him look happy but in the end he just cant wait till his life is over. Nevee rrust his kind words because he says them to gain your trust then he will abuse this trust to get what he wants with you then he will ditch you with a broken heart.

In short Dylan's are assholes amd are worthless.

Wow Dylan is a freak he should just go away.

by Dilloinnnn December 18, 2019