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sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
by millzzzzz March 27, 2022
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mexican duck

Stupid crazy mofo that makes coffee at 12:47 a.m.
by sweaty hooves March 6, 2015
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Poon Duck

The tool used by a Gynecologist to spread open the womans vagina for inspection. Also used for trash talking someone.
Your such a f*cking poon duck. Dude you are being a total poon duck. You're not just a tool, you're a poon duck.
by Shubakkhurau August 17, 2010
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buttery duck

When someone wipes the pirspiration from their own or anothers geutchal area and wipes it on another person
by franky calhoun January 20, 2009
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Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.
OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-
by Getawae December 10, 2020
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Hoe duck

A female under the impression that she's a bright person. She might think she's right about everything. She can be a bit obsessive and delusional too. She looks like she's had a shit tone of heroin
"Mate did you hear Destiny talking shit earlier, I think she's losing it." "Yea bro she's a fucken hoe duck"
by Hoe Duck(by Adog) November 9, 2020
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Duck Killers

Duck Killers is a common nickname for the Texas Holdem starting hand of 7 2.
Next time I get Duck Killers I’m going all in
by Spyro_0 February 20, 2022
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