pussy dork

a male over age 20 who is virgin solely because he is a binoculared pig type of geek/dorm

if you're a girl you're more likely, nowadays, to go for a pussy magnet rather than a pussy dork

by Sexydimma December 7, 2017

Dork

Just look up whale penis

"Look at that dork"
*Points at the whales erect penis*
"So big and long"

by OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAMACARE May 9, 2018

Dork

A dumbass named John

Look at that dork

by Socks635 May 13, 2016

dork

an elephant penis

look at that dork, it’s huge!

by ChiliCheeseGlizzy69 January 24, 2018

Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.

We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.

by Skulldogman February 7, 2017

dork muffin

a dumbass or a pain in the ass

my brother is such a dork muffin

by dorkmuffin420 April 3, 2020

Dork

Whale penis

1: You a dork
2: um... ok
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1: Did you know dork means whale penis?
2: o-o

by dsrdcsdfvdfxgvdfgvdfgikofimirj April 4, 2020