Shitting the Door

When people are scared it is said they'll 'shit their pants' and when people are emotionally distant it's called 'putting up a wall' (or door in this case.) Shitting the door simply means you are scared to get emotionally close to someone so you put up a door to prevent that.

Boy 1: I really like Becky but she doesn't seem to like me back...
Boy 2: Nah man, she's just shitting the door. Give her time.

by Slenderman February 16, 2015

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barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

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Door guy

A door guy is a rare breed of fearless gypsies that specialize in filling holes of all different size, While lubing and maintaining all previously filled holes.

Your mom calls the door guy when her garage door needs service

by TheRealGator January 21, 2021

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Door Damage

An alternative term used to describe the cover charge for a live event, usually an underground music performance.

"You see the door damage for the Tom Waits show this month? SO expensive!"

by isitatomic May 27, 2012

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Door Cell

Modern replacement of the Door Bell. The action of calling your friend on their cell phone to let them know you are outside there house rather than simply ringing the bell itself.

Typical Door Cell:

Friend waiting in car: "Hey, Jake? Im parked right in front of your house."

Jake: "OK, Ill be right out."

by Adam Cerami May 23, 2008

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