Count your lucky ducklings

Consider yourself blessed. 🦆

Mate, I have to work.
Count your lucky ducklings you've even got a job.

by humanlea July 16, 2020

The Dean of dicking

When you give a girl the long stroke and procees to bruise her cervix but she still comes back aggressively for more

Hey have you ever been plowed by cody before? Because i heard hes the dean of dicking?

by captainhook105 November 16, 2020

Hyperstatic Equilibrium Dickalingus

A condition that occurs after chaffing from fucking a balloon.

Dude I think I got hyperstatic equilibrium dickalingus after fucking that balloon.

by UnknownKage January 10, 2024

Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam

We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking

by 333bam July 23, 2024

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025