Coffee

The best drink in the world. Just taste the goodness.

"Warning: The coffee you're about to enjoy is extremely hot!"

by Starbucks Fan July 23, 2009

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

Coffee Breath

The reek from somebody's mouth that is emitted when somebody does not brush their teeth before they drink coffee.

"Jeez. I have major coffee breath because I didn't have enough time to brush my teeth on my way to Starbucks."

by fapuchino August 13, 2009

Coffee Belly

When someone drinks too much coffee and has to dash to the nearest portolet on the construction site.

Someone: "Wait, I have to find a bathroom."

Reply: "Is it coffee belly?"

by as mallgr in July 1, 2009

"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.

Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".

by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006

Cuffle

Cuddle Fuck

When cuddling leads to sex

We were watching a movie and while we were laying there I went from cuddle to cuffle, 8.5 seconds.

by Pancake booty July 21, 2009

Coffee bean pussy

A coffee bean pussy is a vagina which resembles a coffee bean, i.e. a vagina with next to nothing lips.

Woow, look at that girls vagina, It looks just like a coffee bean pussy with all crack and no lips...

by McDanni November 14, 2011