Cricketz

Those assholes and bitches that will always be there and at which one point they ment something to you before.
They will allways annoy you just by looking at them,hearing them speak and or hearing about them but at the same time they mean nothing to you anymore.

Yazmin: Hey! look its the boys who fucked us over!
Faye: Whatever, fuck them, they like cricketz to me
Yazmin: Yeahh your right, fuck them! Newboyyzz!

by Yours,Truly January 10, 2011

Cricket Booty

When a rather large man gets on top in missionary and his ass is so big that his cheeks clap after every thrust, making a chirp like a cricket.

Lindsey: "Hey girl, how was sleeping with anon last night. You said you never been with a big dude before."

Sharon: " It was great.... Until I heard his ass clapping louder than mine. It almost had a chirp to it, like a cricket booty "

by Anongirlatwork22 December 10, 2019

Flick Cricket

One of many species of dumb bitches that won't shut the fuck up in a movie theater. Much like moon crickets they start the chatter after the lights are dimmed. They converse with others locally and long distance through the use of cell phones.

I was about to squash that flick cricket with the bottom of my shoe, but decided to drown her with my soda instead.

by VdarkbeastV January 19, 2009

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker is a over-effimanite ''man'' on youtube. She was thrown into youtube celebrity status from his leave britney alone vid.

''I just asked a really hot woman out'' said guy A

''What's her name'' said guy B

''Chris Crocker'' said guy A

by yamumratesme January 1, 2012

swamp cricket

Loves in a sunny place, only come out if it smells well liquor. Doesn’t smoke but will bum 3 cigs in an hour off you... and offer 1$ they have at least 1 article of clothing with a hole in it. She can smell fireball from a mile, sometimes confusing it with cinnamon candles. To summon one.... You just have to whisper SHOTS and Garth Brooke’s “low places” and by some form of slut magic... they will appear.

Think I might wait in the Dixie parking lot... 1:45 I should catch me a handful! A swamp cricket are my bread and butter.

by Nee bay February 24, 2019

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Cook a cricket

Verb- to fart, to pass gas

If you are going to cook a cricket in the car, you should let someone know.

by Phrantik December 2, 2010