Crispy

A blond woman of white origin, usually american, that is not from your culture and is not accepted by your family.

Crispy is the incorrect way of saying kristie, an abbreviation of the name Kristina.

Me: I have to go meet Crispy tomorrow.

Bro: But bro, i thought your family didnt approve of her.

Me: Yes they dont, but they still dont know about her.

by dubmono February 29, 2024

crispy

when you’re grump level is 5,000.

wow, jay is really crispy today.

by primeshields July 23, 2022

Crispy Salad

The fresh, lush chest hair of a man that flows from the top of a v-neck or unbottoned collared shirt.

Eric: That v-neck is gonna look great on me. It'll really show off my Crispy Salad

Samantha: Ew

by ginormous george July 28, 2022

Crispy

Generally relating to being very old.

Man, your grandpa's gotten real crispy recently.

by Reprovague August 2, 2022

Crispy

When an individual is beyond the normal hangover and is concurrently experiencing levels of grief simultaneously. Most likely this individual will wake up and not know where they are or who they are with. And also most likely is over the age of 30.

When I woke up to take the dogs out, Brittnee woke up all crispy and questioned where she was.

by Bteets June 13, 2022

crispy

An endearing term for being a bit weird, wild and chaotic. Not fully cooked, just a little crispy.

Kimbo was so crispy on the weekend

by MessT August 16, 2022

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022