Someone who looks burnt to a crisp due to being homeless, on the street, addicted, or both; the worse for wear. Rode hard and hung up wet; tore up from the floor up.
That crackhead sitting in MacDonalds sure looks crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
After sleeping in the park for nights on end, she was looking pretty crispy.
by christophermooreworx July 31, 2020
Get the Crispymug. by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017
Get the Crispymug. When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.
by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025
Get the Crispy ghostmug. Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 5, 2022
Get the Crispy Kobemug.