cricket spider

What a normal cricket looks like when you’re smoking that crack rock

Steve, did you just see that big fucking cricket spider try to karate chop my ass??

by Rashy Dwarf October 1, 2019

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Glitter cricket

Also known as A city slicker or a person who makes you think they know what being country's like or to work on vehicles but to scared to get there hands or boots dirty.

Dont be a fucking glitter cricket..

by Notaglittlercricket April 1, 2020

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Crotch Crickets

The sound one hears when a sexual partner isn't making any noise when you're going down on them.

"Man, I was trying my hardest, but I could only hear them crotch crickets."

by RandomVCadditions August 6, 2017

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Bitch cricket

Another name for girlfriend or spouse also related to a mud cricket. Probably what they grow up to be.

Hold on the Bitch Cricket is calling.

by Salty captain May 24, 2021

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A female who enjoys white claws only slightly more than giving blow Jon’s to ransoms guys driving their fathers truck. Often found in the Hogwaller mud holes just outside of Palatka fl. Can be identified by the rubber boots and push up bikini top she wears. Also frequently screams “yeet yeet” for absolutely no reason.

This mud cricket is covered in mud and wants to blow me and my buddy.

by Old drunk. June 25, 2021

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