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Jenny Craig-list

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A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 15, 2017
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Heru Craig

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One of the coolest, yet shortest black men ever to exist. His favorite website is tubgirl.com. He has a great ass. Go Heru!
Heru likes asian girls shitting themselves, but he's still cool.
by Area655 December 6, 2004
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evan craig

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Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male
by Ayeeeeeeeeeeee11234466 April 14, 2014
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Up and Craig

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To suddenly quit a job without reason or warning and without another job lined up. Someone will most commonly "Up and Craig" when they are extremely unsatisfied with a new job responsibility or task. Often times, the person who up and Craig's will dissappear for a while so the previous employer cannot contact him.
I knew he didn't want to work on telephone poles now, but I didn't expect him to just up and Craig.
by COcraig75 February 8, 2010
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compton-craig

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the act of fucking a random girl, a jewish woman probably, and leaving immediately after getting off.
the 'fuck and run' method if you will.
Patrick: I compton-craiged that hoe last night man!
Pete: Fuckin a man, fuckin a!
by Caleb the almighty April 13, 2008
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jessica craig

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some girl who enjoys shaving her eyebrows and glueing them back on for fun. She think she is really cool but isnt really...
Cool person: 'Hey Jessica Craig what you doing"
Jessica: 'Im just shaving my eyebrows and glueing them back on!"
Cool person: 'Why?!"
Jessica: "Because I wanna be cooler than you"
by Jessica-May June 5, 2017
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