Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

semi-colon

the sexiest punctuation mark EVER. ;

Semi-colons are sexy.

; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;

now tell me thats not sexy.

by Ben Franklin's loverrr August 19, 2006

CoDop

Stands for Call of Duty Only Player
Refers to gamers who think that Call Of Duty™ is the only game out there. One can easily recognize them because they usually post questions about problems they have without specifying which game they are talking about (since they take it for granted that Call Of Duty™ is the only game that people play). They are also characterized by limited mental capacity and often fail to spell their nick name properly.
Originated on the Lanthrax.com Forums, a site for gamers in in the Maltese Islands where Call of Duty is practically the only game anyone plays, at least in the first person-shooter genre.

Someguy: hey, man have you seen Left 4 Dead its so awesome!

CoDoP: Huh?

Someguy: Left 4 Dead from Valve the same guys who made Half-Life.

CoDop: .................... COD2 zombie mod?

Someguy: -_-

by rebVodka September 1, 2009

Coconut

Someone of west indian or carribean decent.

Since thats what they eat there.

Shes a coconut. Shes from haiti. Trinidad, Jamican, or any other island.

by New york city man August 27, 2009

Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.

Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.

by ursexfiend August 22, 2011

Cadon

Cadon is the biggest dumbass to ever walk this earth. He thinks he so cool and acts like he’s the shit when In reality he’s just a piece of shit. It’s pretty easy to spot a cadon they may look a lot like Miguel from the movie CoCo and is pretty short, OH and he is definitely Mexican. But cadon doesn’t make everyone just un poco loco he makes them muy loco! He’s SOOO fucking clingy and gets in everyone’s business. U may say that cadons the DUFF of the group who try’s to be cool when all of his friends are just 10 times cooler than him. Cadon also has a very short fuse and he’ll try to go off on you but will ultimately fail.

Cadons are soooo annoying!

by #graverforpres2020 June 12, 2019