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The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
The act of expectorating recently ejaculated semen into the face of the jizzum donor. The expectorate must be expelled in such a manner so as to be well distributed over the recipient's visage, so as to simulate or suggest the shrapnel damage that so often accompanies concussive chemical experiences. Note that a primary blast area or concentration of impact is not uncommon.
After examining the splatter pattern on Chief's face and the manner in which it had stubbornly adhered to his facial hair, Penny suspected M.A.D. involvement, the coconut explosion being one of their trademark forms of sabotage.
by Dr. Monster March 8, 2011
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Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
by blanket456 December 18, 2012
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IT MUST NOT BE CONFUSED WITH CAUCASIAN - this race is inferior to cocoasians.
IT MUST NOT BE CONFUSED WITH CAUCASIAN - this race is inferior to cocoasians.
Did you see that Cocoasian baby - IT HAD SUCH BEAUTIFUL HAIR
Man I wish I was Cocoasian instead of caucasian =/
I guess he didn't mix cocoa puffs with milk =
Man I wish I was Cocoasian instead of caucasian =/
I guess he didn't mix cocoa puffs with milk =
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(13:06:43) C-o-c-o-9-3: LOL I ags speced this lvl 90 and hit a fuckin 53, lmfao im such an ownage hybrid
(13:07:27) `Marty: !kb C-o-c-o-9-3 idiot stop with the gay cocolinks
(13:07:27) * Captain_Falcon sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-2FA6ACB9.dhcp.slid.la.charter.com
(13:07:27) * C-o-c-o-9-3 was kicked by Captain_Falcon (idiot stop with the gay cocolinks)
(13:07:27) `Marty: !kb C-o-c-o-9-3 idiot stop with the gay cocolinks
(13:07:27) * Captain_Falcon sets mode: +b *!*@Swift-2FA6ACB9.dhcp.slid.la.charter.com
(13:07:27) * C-o-c-o-9-3 was kicked by Captain_Falcon (idiot stop with the gay cocolinks)
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