Phil: damn you see those jawns over there ?! Bunch of bad bitches deep in these streets tonight.
Kamryn: trench coat mobbing with they fine asses
Kamryn: trench coat mobbing with they fine asses
by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023

New offensive term for a parasitic person who rides your coat tails and claims your hard work as their own
Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama were coat-tails to each other, Barack Obama continued Hillary Clinton's failed foreign policy 2012-16, and she ran for president in 2016, only to try and continue his failed social policies
by Sexydimma July 16, 2016

by cherries_ January 21, 2020

A cheap coat (forever 21, h&m, Burlington coat factory kind of coat) that a girl wears on a date that she is unsure about.
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
If the date sucks, the girl may leave said coat and pretend to go to the restroom while she's actually escaping the boring date.
To use the ditch coat:
Step 1: buy cheap coat
Step 2: go on date
Step 3: "go the bathroom" but leave your coat
Step 4: ditch the fool
Girl: I'll be right back, can you watch my coat?
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
Guy: sure!
(1 hour later)
Waitress: I need you to close out your tab
Guy: nah my girls coming back, she left her coat.
Waitress: she left an hour ago. That's a ditch coat.
by Dumpsterdoug March 6, 2016

by JasperMoooore January 17, 2022

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.
by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

by VETthoughts October 11, 2023
