Starbucks Close

A non-exact unit of measurement used to describe the distance between two places that are convienently close to each other. Derived from the fact that Starbucks coffee shops are built so close together, the distance between one Starbucks and the next is incredibly short.

Person 1: "This house party sucks. Let's hit up that bar on Main, find some sluts."

Person 2: "Is it close by here?"

Person 1: "Oh, dude, super close."

Person 2: "How close?"

Person 1: "Like, Starbucks Close."

Person 2: "Fuck it, let's roll."

by Shullie February 7, 2010

information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.

Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.

by pim-researcher November 8, 2009

WoW closet

The closet your friends come out of when you start playing World of Warcraft and they admit they've been playing for years.

Average Guy: Sooooo......I, ummmm,......started playing Wow

Jock friend: Dude!!! i have all the expansions!!!

Onlookers: That jock just came out of the WoW closet!

by anti nerd December 19, 2010

pedosantafile clause

A person who is dressed as Santa Clause but is pedofile like

That old guy in the santa suit is a pedosantafile clause

by KramadevlupeS-hater December 22, 2010

Corrie closet

To admit to your peers that you in fact watch the English soap opera Coronation Street

I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'

by Simon H from Canada April 14, 2011

Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam March 15, 2012

celebrity clause

A celebrity clause is a pact made between two partners who are engaged in a serious relationship in which both partners, if given the chance, may engage in intimate relations with a celebrity one time. Once a partner has used his or her free hook up they are barred from any other future celebrity hook up. Jealousy may not play a part in this clause as each partner has the understanding that actually meeting a celebrity is slim as well as each partner both have the same general chance/opportunity for such a relationship.

So I met (enter celebrity name) on the subway yesterday and enacted my celebrity clause. We had some serious 'relations' back at a Super 8 Motel; I'll never be able to watch Giada at Home the same ever again.

by PMoneyInTheHouse December 31, 2014