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cleanmonster

Another word for a sweeper truck. Nothing more terrifying than when you're ambling down the street, minding your own business and lost in the contents of your iPod, when suddenly you sense a presence behind you. You turn round to find a great big monster of clean sweeping at your heels, operated by a scowling midget whose only mission is to envelop you with its swirling brushes and sweep you into oblivion. The worst thing is even though they trawl the streets striking fear into the hearts of pedestrians, they don't even remove any of the dirt, they just swirl it around to make it look like they've done something useful.
"Argh, I am being chased by a cleanmonster!"
by Zara Drei May 22, 2008
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cleaning the basement

something that never gets done
by Breckenridge July 3, 2008
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clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
by belle16 March 11, 2009
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Cleaning the Corn

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"
by monk2010 April 14, 2010
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clean air

A time, long, long ago when oxygen was not combined with the toxic waste and government stench. Clean air no more.
by tirtle March 28, 2017
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Clean Break

To remove yourself completely from a situation
After my graduation,I decided to make a Clean Break & move to my home town.

Sometime we need to make a Clean Break with our past
by User143 September 26, 2017
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