Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Kevin clark

A TikTok live creator who is super awesome.

Man Kevin Clark is such an awesome and silly guy I hope I can be a guest on his live.

by 107 kinda guy February 27, 2025

Will Clark

A very romantic guy, but push his buttons and you will get yourself in some knockout trouble

I remember Will Clark. He was just to kind

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Clark

Someone who helps you by only doing what they want.

My friend said he was doing so much to help me
But every time he shows up somehow my problems grow a little bigger

Man that sounds like a fake friend...

"Nah man! he is a good dude he just likes to Clark around sometimes"

"That sounds kinda like a fake friend"

by TheRecconingofyourmotives. August 8, 2021

thea clarke

Thea Clarke - Pronounced (Tee. Ahh. K. L. A. R. KE.)

Thea Clarke is a fucking party animal! If you have a friend called Thea Clarke you need to take her to the parties! Bring 5 bottles of passion pop and shes gone!

She lights up the party and after a few hours shes bouncing off the walls!

bloody lightweight!

Thea Clarke may also be known as someone who has an issue with their bottom! Meaning that they cannot stop farting! I swear watch out for them Thea Clarkes!

"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"

"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"

HAHHAHAHHAHAH

"Watch out for Thea Clarke!"

"Yeah! I've heard she's a smelly one!"

by HELO November 17, 2014

Clark

a stinky boy

"aw look at clark! he's so stinky!"

by zootieqt April 15, 2020

Clark Conner Hanks

The sexiest man in the multiverse.

Oh did hear about Clark Conner Hanks. Dude is a stud.

by [e-mail] September 8, 2021