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Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.
Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30
by Nathan_go December 22, 2019
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Clarked

British slang for drunk off your bonce.
Shit I was clarked last night.
by BansheeDanshee January 9, 2018
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Kenneth Clarke

Or 'Ken Clarke ' The combination of simultaneously taking Cocaine and Ketamine together, an alternative to the more commonly used term 'Calvin Klein'
Tom; " James looks fucked - what has he taken?"
Alex; " Haha yes, he's on the Kenneth Clarke."
by jasjas123 January 27, 2022
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Ken Clark heat

Driving with the windows rolled down and heat turned up high in the dead of winter.
While we were driving around town yelling at people, we had to turn on the Ken Clark heat so we didn't freeze.
by Dr. Charles Dromedary April 14, 2008
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Tyler Clark

Do not bully within a 10000000000000 m radius of Tyler Clark’s or they will murder you entire family and make your house a fucking landslide
Guy 1: hey ur a nerd
Guy 2: HA Tyler Clark is going to kill you

Tyler Clark: ends this mans whole caarer
by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021
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Clark Cent

The dude who only pays for stuff in coins.
Dude 1: Hey, why does that guy always pay for stuff with only coins?
Dude 2: He's a Clark Cent.
Dude 1: Ah, ok.
by ATCR January 16, 2021
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