Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards.

Did you see Timmy eating his cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

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cereal cocaine

The dust at the bottom of the cereal box.

The last bowl always has cereal cocaine.

by Rockseex3 February 9, 2017

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Casual cereal

A bowl of cereal that has enough milk to have a second small bowl of cereal without adding more milk

I ate some casual cereal while I watched saturday morning cartoons

by DrDominator16 September 21, 2022

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Cereal boy

A loser that only eats cereal and would happy eat a bowl of cereal over a cooked meal

Brandon’s a little cereal boy

by Anticerealman123 April 21, 2021

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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

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