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Mustard Sock

When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
I really hope my son gives me a mustard sock tonight!
by Bonerific Juice Omelet June 10, 2018
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Mustard

Mustard is yellow and super cool.
Treat anyone that eats mustard as if they were a true YN
Kendrick ;)
MUSSSSTTTTTAAARRRDD (Mustard)
by Mustard Consumer July 7, 2025
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mustard moves

The process of seduction without financial means or rizz
Brad really tried to put the mustard moves on that girl
by jeffersonbey August 14, 2023
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salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it
I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!
by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018
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touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010
mugGet the touch the mustardmug.

Mustard mango 6 7

Tuffest of september boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii✌️
Thing 1: I am tuff
Thing 2: I am mustard mango 6 7 dubai chocolate labubu packgod
Thing 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025
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bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese
by sgt.cameltoe September 26, 2021
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