Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013

Monkey-bump

Open-faced high five to the forehead when someone is being a bonehead or stubborn.

I monkey-bumped Jake because he wouldn’t let me help him.

by dancingqueen5678 December 8, 2022

bumping this gem

finding a post worthy of praise. finding a hidden gem and giving it a support. appropriated by soiteen culture from /qa/ and sharty used to bump a quality posts.

-this is so NAS, cobblestone albeit
-cobson is a gem though, bumping this gem fr

by soi connoisseur wunder August 11, 2023

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Bumping fronts

Having sexual intercourse, regularly.

Yeah they were acting weird, maybe they're bumping fronts?

by DerekHunt March 19, 2022