Brad

A brad is a frat boy that drinks all the beer (preferably natural light) he thinks he’s huge and constantly screams Saturday’s are for the boys even when it’s not Saturday, he also has to wear only vineyard vines dress shirts, Patagonia, and sperrys, his father will also most definitely be a lawyer that will sue you.

Wow look at this brad over here shotgunning that beer, I hope he crashed his Jeep Wrangler he’s such a douche.

by Chris karalekas July 22, 2018

Brad

Likes to shotgun beer and probably will not be beat. spends most of his nights at the strip club by himself and swears that fat girls give good head. Also, will promise that he will drop his hoes for you. At the end of the day he will probably name his son chad or some shit like that.

"Don't be a brad"

by kdfjzlsdkfhados lfhk January 28, 2020

brad

a no good guy who is out to kill you in your sleep the man is insane

brad is sneaky hes in your room whach out

by big white kidddd!!!!!!! February 22, 2019

Brad

\BRAHD\
Verb
1.
produce (a picture or diagram) by making lines and marks, especially with a pen or pencil, on paper.
2.

To speak or respond with a complex sketch in place of words

“A brad is worth a thousand words”
“Here, look at my brad and dimensions”
“Brad is always bradding”

by chassywhite_xo August 22, 2019

Brad

Big fat bald cunt, never gets a wash. All the ladies hate him, known to assault women when trying to flirt. Often turn out gay.

Brad is looking extremely bald today.

by daveconcert23312 November 30, 2021

Brad Roberts

Frontman of Crash Test Dummies. He's known for his incredible voice, covering the low-baritone range. His long hair from the 90s is super iconic. You might know him from their song "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" or their cover "Androgynous".

person 1: "who's that guy with long hair and super bass voice?"
person 2: "that's Brad Roberts! isn't he cool?"
person 1: "omg yes he is!!!"

by harrocknroll April 24, 2022

Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

by StanTheManG December 9, 2024