Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Just brad

n. Used to describe the biggest douchebag at the party. An annoying shady tool that likes to tell buzz kill stories about his tow boat company. No game with the ladies especially noelle thompson. Sidekick's names are Anthony and Katie.

A just brad comment such as "so I was on the lake at my tow boat job and bro, seriously, there were like 20 foot waves"

Also, the repercussions of saying a "just brad" comment may include getting sent home from most parties.

by Non-shady bastard June 11, 2011

Brad Seltzer

A very cool guy who like history a bit too much.

Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer

by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021

Brad The Bull

An alpha stud who runs shit.

The man in charge.

That guy over there in the Cullinan is a real Brad the Bull.

That’s some serious Brad the Bull shit right there.

by Notorious Seed July 11, 2023

brad pitt

the hottest man alive

dude 1, i like brad pit
dude 2, fr?
dude 1, yea
dude 2, sick
dude 1, cool
dude 2, brad pitt is a good acotr

by vtghljghdf October 27, 2022

Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt is a slang term used to describe something that is “rad” or “dope.”

Johnny: “Ayo, Tommy got a (brad pitt) girlfriend bruh.”
Jackson: “She’s mad fine bruh, SHEESH.”

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ February 25, 2021

Brad skipper

A stoughton legend who loves minions and “smoke weed every day”. Has a one inch weewee and has 2 inch balls.

I Brad skipper am going to drop an Andrew Lyons in the bathroom

by Skipenstein November 24, 2019