ex boyfriend

Something I will never have at this rate. Once you reach 18 without ever being kissed you are pretty much on the "old spinster" mailing list. And we all know mailing lists define our true selves.

I wish I could have a real person to breakup with so i wouldnt have to keep making up stories about ex boyfreinds that dont exist.

by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

Boyfriend Rule

When a girl wants a boyfriend she'll remain single, but when she gives up on guys, a guy will ask her out.

Emma: I am so over guys! I give up! I'm going to focus on myself, and my work.
Sara: you're totally going to get boyfriend now, it's the Boyfriend Rule.
10 seconds later
Chad: Hey Emma, wanna go out with me?

by itisathing December 20, 2015

Boyfriend

HE is addicted to his games never really talkes but on of the hottest guys you have ever met he make you smile you play fight and some times it’s real but he loves you well maybe he’s sweet kind and just amazing except when he’s playing games then you hate him for not giving you attention

Me:Boyfriend get of your games

Him:nah I’m okay

Me:give me love
Him:one more round p

by Your favorite White Girl June 25, 2019

Rapper boyfriend

a boyfriend who only speaks beeps and bops and doesn’t know english.

Rapper boyfriend got shot by orange hair man (pico)

by Beep and bop boyfriend April 15, 2021

boyfriend day

The day that lovers give their boyfriend kisses, hugs and chocolate to celebrate their boy friend for being a good boyfriend
Boyfriend day is when you make them feel appreciated

Boyfriend: "why are you doing this for me?"

Person: "because it's boyfriend day :D"

by darlinglovesyou<3 August 1, 2021

boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.

Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.

by kiwi titi January 15, 2021

electric boyfriend

A vibrator.

Spent last night catching up on Greys anatomy and the electric boyfriend

by Human006 August 17, 2016