chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.

Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.

by BlSH0P December 06, 2009

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 06, 2013

Boner Stoked

So stoked that you have a boner.

"Dude I landed that hill flip I've been working on I'm so boner stoked!" "I'm boner stoked about bombing this parking garage it looks like some gnarly speed!!!!" "Why are you so boner stoked?"

by Black Colby January 16, 2014

Boner's bonus

Female cum

If your tongue does a good job with her bean,boom! Instant boner's bonus all over your face!

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 18, 2020

stoner boner

when you get really high and now you're horny and want to do the dirty

"come over babe i've got stoner boner

by CoolCamryn44 May 28, 2019

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 11, 2008

Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 06, 2017