The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota

A 6-minute long song 'bout a guy going on a trip with his family to, you guessed it: The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota. From the soundtrack album 'UHF', made in 1989. UHF (1989) is also a movie you can watch on Tubi, or something, but one thing to note is, this song isn't ever used in the movie, ever. Of course, made by the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Or, y'know, the actual Ball of Twine In Minnesota. Located at 1st St, Darwin, MN 55324, United States. Made up by baler twine, Francis A. Johnson began rolling the ball back in 1950, and wrapped it for four hours daily for 29 years.

Dude 1: Yo, Dude, you ever heard about The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota?
Dude 2: You mean the song or the actual ball, Dude?
Dude 1: I don't know, Man.
Man: Well, that's Weird.
"Weird Al" Yankovic: Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming...
Dude 1 and 2, Man: HOLY FUCK! IT'S "WEIRD AL"!

by weird al yankovic fan number f November 9, 2025

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The biggest chud

Someone who is a fat lunatic who likes to eat cheeks everyday and looks like they could down a down syndrome ham burger

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world's biggest choad

Uncomfortable isn't enough to even begin to describe this guy. This weirdo will decorate your house with the rank smell of his choad, he will try and remove the chrome from your trailer hitch with his mouth while making eye contact with your dad and does flour farts in your moms kitchen. Dont go looking for this guy but if you have too he can usually be found hanging around the woods sucking on tree sap with Andy Dick.

Garrett and Corey go for a walk through the woods in Northern Cali when.. "Omg Corey Look theres Andy Dick and Some guy sucking sap off that tree staring right at us!?" "I've seen this before Garrett, that's the world's biggest choad"

by #duncelife April 29, 2020

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