Someone who you hate in every way possible who somehow found a way into your life. You started hanging out for a while, realized you had a lot in common, and then eventually started to love just a LITTLE bit more than you hated them so now you hang out when you look like Dookey, you can fart around, you can COMFORTABLY take a shit in their house and not get new toilet paper. You are also probably friends with their siblings now too even if they are 3 and you are 37.
Ugh. I gotta go to my best friends house in an hour. Prolly just gonna watch tik tok the whole time in awkward silence but still have fun somehow.
by theChickenButt March 23, 2022

a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.
emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.
julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.
julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.
by milliho beans🤐 May 3, 2018

IS A GINGER GUN LOVING SWORD LOVING PYRO WHO IS NICE TO PEOPLE BUT PEOPLE TEND TO STAB HIM IN THE BACK FOR NO REASON
by XERCOS August 1, 2017

by Nicolette rlly not me real nam May 24, 2019

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by mrB2B May 28, 2018

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021
