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link bender

When you click on a link in an article, but there is a link that interests in you in that article and then you click on that link, but then it takes you to another article and you click a link in that website, etc. You do this for a long period of time, getting completely lost and end up in a site that bears absolutely no relationship to what you were originally looking for. This happens when you try to research things, it can have a good ending when you do this for fun, a bad ending when you're doing this and getting nowhere when you need to learn something, or it can have a saucy ending when you end up looking at porn. Also, used frequently on FB updates, especially when you are supposed to be doing something productive and you end up no where near that productive thing, doing something else, and sometimes even just back on facebook or whatever social media site you use.
I'm supposed to be researching amino acids, but went on a link bender through wikipedia, that was two hours ago and now I'm reading about fuzzy kitten fetishes in Russian young men.
by Mona Beeswaxian March 6, 2014
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perp-beater

A rugged flashlight with the dimensions of a billy club, especially a model carried by the police.
"I'm mall night security; all I get to carry is a perp-beater and a radio!"
by Bezzle December 18, 2014
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snorkel bender

Noun. A homosexual. One who enjoys the thrill of firmly grasping another mans snorkel.

Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!

Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?

Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!

Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
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snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.
Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.
by FloorBageo May 16, 2014
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military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.
Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter
by futmar October 5, 2015
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Tinder Bender

When you have sex with someone from tinder you just met.

Much like a fender bender it is when you hit someone from behind that you don't know yet.
Oh yeah she/he last night was just a tinder bender.
by ValetLife December 2, 2015
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u-bender

Where you take a shit and its so heavy or fast it goes round the u bend and disappears!
Did you have a good shit?

Yeah it was a u-bender!
by WiganLad88 May 1, 2016
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