cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017

thots before cocks

like "chicks before dicks" but better... female version of "hoes before bros"

"I'm sorry babe, I'm going out with my girls tonight. You know, thots before cocks!"
her bae: ...

by KatieWonder113 April 23, 2017

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

the gate doesn't close before the cart is full

When Jonny Brown is so gullable that he thinks that it means something -From James

Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)

by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 24, 2017

never saw me before

laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.

- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))

by loutroye February 21, 2017

befor

staying in the moment.

doing that action in that exact moment.

be for you do anything else.

pray befor you eat

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2019