jay baker

A person who pikes out from partying, person who crashes out partying too early, is too much of a pussy to go out to town after boozing. Person who wont scull back booze. Person who listens to soft music. Person who doesnt take drugs after being peer pressured.

Usually softer than a soft serve cone from Mc Donald's

Guy 1 - Look bobs past out after two light beers

Guy 2 - Hahaha bob's such a Jay Baker

by Yeahnah123 June 7, 2017

Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 8, 2022

Cooper Baker

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!

Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

by Yeahhhh boiiiiii 101 May 1, 2018

Abby the baker

A bumblebee that flies through the air with her antennas gliding in the trees while carrying her brief case with children inside and doesn’t know how to sing A-O-K properly

The man of the hour is Abby the Baker.

by A_O_K April 8, 2024

Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020

The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

Carla baker Horror

by Fucked up people January 19, 2024