Hal Baker

A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

a baker

a lucky or fortuitous bounce or ricochet resulting in a better than expected lie on fairway or green

a lucky bounce "shit!...that was a baker!"

by andyrr July 31, 2011

The Chief Baker

The best cake artist in Kampala Uganda.
Find him on Instagram, Twitter ad Facebook.

"The Chief Baker"...you just said it...!!

by The Chief Baker November 23, 2021

The Mad Bakers

Satiate your guilty temptations with cakes and desserts made from pure love.

The Mad Bakers offers a range of Cupcakes🧁| Cakes🎂 | Donuts🍩 | Pies 🥧 and many more.

by The Mad Bakers November 24, 2021

Mack Baker

He is a Legend!

Mack Baker got hoes.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

Chris Baker

Chris baker is an amazing man. He’s charming, Sweet, Tough, Funny, and will always stick up for the people he cares about. He’s been through A lot but never shows anyone that side of him. He puts everyone in front of himself and that’s cost him a lot but he’s came a long way and is strong as ever because of it. He has beautiful brown eyes, and gorgeous brown hair. He’s tall. He’s everything you could ever dream of. He’s goofy but calm. He can be rowdy but it’s always in a good way. He loves his family much more than he loves himself, but it’s because he can’t see what everyone else sees in him. He often feels as if he lost himself, but he can always make it back.

is that chris baker??

yeah, what a hell of a guy. :)

by Kworp754 November 23, 2021