the sexual act of giving a handjob with the circle of a bagel while thrusting potato chips into the giver of the handjob's anus/vagina while both participants are dressed like a creepy uncle or a camp counselor
by Nate Schultzie March 5, 2011
Get the uncle bagel crispmug. Symbol of cognitive dissonance whereby expectation overrides reality. Stemming from the example "I ordered a Sesame Street bagel and they gave it to me with sesame seeds."
by Slammabammawhenahamma April 11, 2015
Get the sesame street bagelmug. The delicate art of The Curious George Bagel can be mastered by inserting a banana, Musa acuminata, into the anal cavity of ones counterpart, then pulverizing said banana through either consensual or non consensual, yet highly illegal, sodomy. The Curious George Bagel may be served with or without nutty byproduct of said sodomy. The custom blend of banana-nut-defication is forced out from the sphincter and onto a bagel; serve warm.
by The Man with the Yellow Hizzat February 17, 2010
Get the Curious George Bagelmug. by Brant N. October 18, 2008
Get the cuttin the bagelmug. by BigBoySatisfactory January 30, 2018
Get the french onion bagelmug. by destroyer386 September 12, 2016
Get the Brooklyn water bagelmug. A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.
DOUble CHEese BAGel
DOUble CHEese BAGel
Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.
by George McBob May 5, 2009
Get the double cheese bagelmug.