alien vomit

sexy.

me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:

by I’m a human September 25, 2021

Elvis The Alien

the guy who called his friend a pedophile with ImAllexx and Bionic Pig

"hey, who's the guy who called Zaptie a pedo?"
"Elvis the Alien?"

by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021

alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

alien.._..vr

The best gorilla tag player ever

Oh no alien.._..vr joined we need to leave

by Too monke February 28, 2022

Alien's National day

We celebrate the aliens national day on the 7 of August. We wcelbrate this day because they haven't taken over our globe. They don't like cheese, they actually hate that shit.

Oh, Today it is the Alien's National day!

by glizzzzygobbler February 28, 2022

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Alien

1. Weird mother fucking things from outer space that try and lay eggs inside of you so they can form more aliens that rip your stomach open and come out so they can lay more motherfucking eggs and kill a bunch of people. They are shiny and black with no eyes, 2 mouths, a bunch of fucking teeth, weird spindly things coming out of their back. When you see one fucking run bitch!

2. The movie

“HOLY SHIT! THERE’S A FUCKING ALIEN!”
Alien: HIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS *other alien noises*

by Unladylike Bitches May 18, 2021