Alaskan Ice Beard

When another man proceeds to ejaculate onto another man's beard in a cold climate

Went camping with the homies....woke up with an Alaskan Ice Beard

by KingFoopaTroopa August 18, 2020

Alaskan Penis Fuck

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.

Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

by Peenwardio Johnson October 19, 2019

alaskan pipeline

when a large pipe is inserted in the alaskan anus

i saw an alaskan pipeline on my holiday

by MrMcGangbang May 7, 2015

Alaskan jack hammer

When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.

Sarah Palin loves the alaskan jack hammer

by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009

Alaskan Pipe Bomb

when someone uses an Alaskan pipeline for too long and the shit becomes soft and the condom broke due to temperature change and it explodes while in use in the persons butt

kyle used and Alaskan pipeline for too long and than it became an Alaskan pipe bomb

by splo0gier April 17, 2011

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010