Aids broke

Being able to not get food but get Smash Bros Dlc

Can I eat something at your house tomorrow? I have no money for food. Also, did you see the new joker DLC I bought? Haha, I’m so Aids broke

by HarryPooterz October 25, 2019

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers

I gave your mother a dirty aide

by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021

Doodoo aids

When something is so aids that it needs doodoo as a prefix to handle its burden

Soup: I like fucking Motheryucker ass
Blarg: Nah dude thats kinda doodoo aids

by e5p3r June 3, 2021

AIDS of the throat

Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.

Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?

Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!

by Seka January 2, 2008

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005