Nauman Ahmed

The rarest of all human beings in all of Mankind. With the most unique blend of intelligence and kindness, religion and purpose, strength and masculinity. One can only find such qualities in Nauman Ahmed.

And if your lucky enough to cross paths with him, and he chooses to share a life with you. Then there is no better gift or blessing that can be, except that he chooses you in this life and the next.

Chemical Engineer, Natural Born Leader, Intelligent, Kind, Successful, and Proud Muslim and Pakistani. Only 5ft8, I think ;)

The world needs more Nauman Ahmed, unless we wish to live in more oblivion and chaos.

by MrsBear2022 April 28, 2025

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Schrodingers ahmed

A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait

Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed

by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026

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Go ahead

The problem being that in the same way you would criticize me for not saying this to your face... I don't see you issuing a public statement telling me I'm not going to get paid do I?

Hym "So by your own logic you're NOT really saying 'Go ahead.' I gave you the option to say go ahead and you're implying it but you aren't actually saying it, are you? So no. We both understand the difference between thing and we both understand what's happening here and it is, in explicit terms, what I said was happening. Barring catastrophe, what I said is going to happen is going to happen. And what happens to me after that is not going to be enough of a consolation for the person it happens to and in saying 'Go ahead' you acknowledge that you don't care either way. So, stop trying to get people's kids killed. Shut your bitch mouth. And then call your senator and tell him to make the mentally retarded billionaire pay what he owes before someone what really can't afford it pays for him."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

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dabbing straight ahead

Performing a Nazi/Hitler salute. The act of dabbing in front, rather than to the side, resembles this salute. Try it in a public setting to verify this.

Steve Bannon was seen dabbing straight ahead after discussing immigration laws.

by sportball14 June 17, 2017

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