aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.
(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.
by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021
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middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags
by D'Lila Joy October 19, 2015
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Age of Empires 3

Sweetest game on the planet earth it Pwn's! but there are to many fucking NOOBS who ruin the game for everybody
NOOBS in Age of Empires 3=FAGS
by Gregorchuk June 08, 2006
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ice age baby

Ice Age Baby - Noun

a stupid baby that has turned into a meme. 2% of all people like ice age baby and these people are generally hated in the meme community. many ice age baby lovers have iq's below 55, however, there are some ice age baby lovers who have an IQ of 90. Overall though, only stupid people like ice age baby.

First used when meme was created in the 21st century.
If ice age baby and I were stuck in the same room, and I had a knife, I could not guarantee it's safety.
by The Chair Origin March 05, 2020
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age gap love

Sexual or romantic feelings directed at a teenage girl by an old man. See also "Minor Attracted Person," "Chomo," "Short eyes," and "Pedo."
"Luke defended age gap love by claiming that society infantilizes 13 year old girls and denies their autonomy and agency, and now everyone knows he's a pedophile."
by GenXColbyCheese January 20, 2021
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middle aged scowl

The perpetual frown and down-turned corners of the mouth of a person usually over 35, displaying sadness, depression, or disappointment. The antonym of a smile.
"I saw Midge the other day. Poor thing she's lost her bloom. She had such a middle aged scowl."
by Vurdluver September 19, 2009
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Ages ago🙌

A common phrase based off of one of Charlie laRoches old instagram posts that has now been archived. The description consisted of the now well known phrase 'ages ago🙌'
1: when was that?
2: ages ago🙌
by Ages ago🙌 June 13, 2021
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