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Adam

Jaspers man. Anyone who goes near him gets shanked. He is a sweet kind cute hot and fit guy with a big long vainey dick
Tasmin : jasper and Adam are so cute

Eli : we all know she’s defo getting it tho ;)
by Adamisacretin123 December 13, 2018
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You'll be lucky if you ever stumble upon + fall in love with an Adam ;)
Oh, Adam, I fell in love with him in an instant. I will never stop loving him.
by fur bby <3 December 15, 2018
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Weird dude. Pretty nice. Good friend. Sometimes stupid. Has clown hair. Just sayin.
by Bob the builderrrrr December 18, 2018
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An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
That boy is such an Adam. 🙄
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018
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by Ahhdd January 1, 2019
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This cool, funny, sometimes annoying white dude that tries his best to cheer you up. He doesn't really have a best friend but he has two really close friends. He always think that his lucky to have those two guys, and the guys think so too.
His a real lady charmer with the attitude that the ladies love.
Give Adam a day or two and you'll see why he doesn't have a best friend
Cos everyone wna be his best friend but he don't work like that
Adam is always online or on the internet
He might not be a while in the area but he will visit you bro

Don't sweat it
Adam won't forget about his close friends
Guy1: Bro have you spoken to Adam yet?
Guy2: yeah I just met him and we gna go to his house and play Xbox 1
by Bloodboy youngteen January 8, 2019
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Adam is a kind good hearted person in his own mind.If you get the lucky chance to know an “Adam“,he’s definitely someone you want to keep close and around.On the down side,as close as you should stay to an Adam, you should probably keep you’re belongings even closer. Adam’s are white with oily hair,and skin. Tend to have several breakouts,sometimes even on his genitals,due to lack of hygiene. Most Adams particularly lack in the shaft area & are known to be “lazy lovers”. Adam’s are some of the funniest people you will ever know,don’t let his humor fool you though,he will tell you a “joke” that he copyrighted off social media/friends. Adam’s are natural born followers but can also at times be narcissistic pricks. Good days for an Adam,he plays the “leader of the pack” role.Often Adams will claim they are emotionally detached from everyone, especially people he is obsessed with.Usually known to hide his feelings with the very dangerous substances such as drugs & alcohol, which in some cases may if severe may lead to hard times of maintaining a job or moving out of his grandmas basement.In result beware this can cause loser denial and make him a salty salmon who must make EVERYTHING a “competition”.If you have an “Adam” in your life, hold onto him tight because he will blow away in the wind..like a used tissue.

Catch phrases that an “Adam“ may use:
“Mom, cigarettes”
“This is real life nigga, the fuck?”
“I ain’t cut like dat”
“He lasted a good three minutes! He’s such an Adam!!”
“Omgosh, that’s soo unfair.. he lasted 2 with me!”
by Brittni Lansbury February 7, 2019
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