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tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.
The team we are playing today is Tommy football.
by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016
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tommy gun

A sexual term described as when a woman rapidly shoves her boobs, one boob after the other, into a mans face.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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Tommie Jae

Beautiful, caring, but she can also be a savage watch out if you mess with her feelings, she can be your best dream or your worst nightmare.
by Swaggerdaddy6969 January 22, 2017
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towie tommy

To have a Tommy tank wank over a cast member of Towie.(the only way is Essex)
I had a towie Tommy over that sort on the box last night
by Rodney Trotter 1 December 21, 2019
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Tommy Oliver

A nickname for weed originating from Hull, as Tommy Oliver was the name of the original Green Ranger from every 90s lads favourite TV show, Power Rangers. Can also be abbreviated to Tommy.
Guy 1: We picking up some Tommy Oliver tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah mate
by Flealan September 10, 2020
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tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.
"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".
by akaharleyman February 3, 2014
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Tommy innit

Very unfunny twitch streamer who is associated with the “dsmp” who is know to make rude and insensitive jokes.
“ omg is that Tommy innit? I heard he makes really unfunny jokes.”
by Colastone69 August 30, 2021
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