Dyson Special

Slang for shitting oneself

Goob's children have a Dyson Special with alarming regularity

by CaptainTudesey August 24, 2023

Wonton Special

A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.

I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.

by MillyMay August 26, 2015

DeAnne Special

When your wife is a secret Dallas cowboys fan but goes to Texans game anyways. Then gets absolutely shitfaced and passes out in the public restroom to avoid actually watching the Texans play.

I’m going to pull a DeAnne special to avoid sex tonight.

by Wilkigle June 27, 2019

Special wants

When’s group of niggas created a word

Oh that kids not like us he’s special wants

by Kanye for office January 17, 2022

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

nick special

Two Large Pizzas, and three sides. Consumed on the lifting Sabbath (Saturday).

I'm pretty hungry, I'll have a nick special.

by JustAnotherContributor November 20, 2014

the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

by foreskin eater November 16, 2019