Shrek

He is love. He is life. And most importantly, he has layers like an onion.

Last night I had a dream where Shrek tied me to the ground and ran me over repeatedly. It was amazing.

by No sarcasm whatsoever March 17, 2021

shrek

A hot piece of ass that anyone would be lucky to have, hes got such a good 9 pack of rolls, that im drooling because, Shrek, i wanna eat him hes so hot, love u Shrek 4eva whatrt a smexy onion

hey is that shrek the smexy beast, what a spicy onion

by huiqpuf August 25, 2020

Shrek

God.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by losers.org March 23, 2019

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

hes cool

JOhnny Shrek is cool

by shrekkyboi2000 January 13, 2020