Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

jizz brow

When someone receives ejaculation on the forehead above the brow.

Jen refused anal so I shot her a jizz brow.

by Lodonkulous June 4, 2018

Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

Jizz Googlian

Someone that uses jizz goggles

Man 1: guacamole nigga penis, jizz googlian

by Jizz googlian nigga man May 19, 2022

sac of jizz

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls

"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"

by cuchillo May 25, 2021