Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.

Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.

by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020

jan

jan is a funny and wonderful person as fuck. if you are together with a jan, it is never boring. he is always laughing!

it is very jan

by altischlangeaf January 2, 2017

jan

a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script

ugh there is jan

by big daddy sweder May 16, 2022

Jan & Jul

A small, women owned business with the BEST rain or shine gear for kids and adults! Raining outside? Sun beating down? We got you 😉

Person 1: Raining again? These kids NEED to go outside but they’ll get soaked!
Person 2: You need to get them some Jan & Jul waterproof gear!

Beach trip, finally! SO glad I packed our Jan & Jul sun hats!

by Jan&Jul November 24, 2021

Jan

Is what you call someone who loses braincells everytime he looks at you.

If his name is jan, his future work will be licking asshole in a gay bar.

You are a jan bitch.

by TenseOak June 14, 2021

Jan

Crazy, sexy and unbalance human, with a wild heart. She can be shy but if you’re close she will reveal her true self, she is can be funny, adventurer and wise. Not easy to be her friend, but she is very loyal to those who are. Her pride will get in the way, but if you find her, she will love you all the way, she will make you feel on top of the highest mountain, but watch out because if you fall you will fall hard.

You will never forget a Jan.

Hey do you wanna go crazy in love? Get yourself a Jan

by A_Bxy November 24, 2021

Jan

People who ride motorcycles like an idiot and somehow never crash.

*Motorcycle passes by really fast*
Friend: Holy shit thats a Jan

by woogatti123 September 15, 2023